Can't Stop! Too much Fun!

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

I have to dress! I've purged my wardrobe too many times to remember over the past 30 years. Life was calm for the past year, but Oops I now have two dresses and three skirts back in my closet. There was a time I could shave and enjoy the feeling of smooth skin under my lingerie, sadly no longer. Patterned tights, Spanx, long sleeves, and turtlenecks are now required to complete the image. I love to steal away a day to preen in the mirror wearing my shoulder length auburn wig, perfecting my eyes, face and lips. Hiding the effects of my brushy eyebrows is as much of an art as it is science these days; lighting is everything. Would love to chat with others, I’m sensitive and polite, would rather cuddle than spank. I don’t do rude, crude, or mean. I enjoy the pleasure of women, men as men and women. Meeting will most likely be out of the question, that could only come after an extensive and mutual vetting process; no one knows what the future holds. So let’s talk, share, have a little fun.

Sign

Capricorn

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

6' 0 (1.83 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Married

I Have Kids

Yes - Not At Home

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Legs

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Salt And Pepper

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat, Dog

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Other

My Job Title Is

"the guy to call"

I Make This Much In A Year

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

I Live

With Roomate(s), With Parent(s), With Kid(s), With Pet(s)

At Home

It Gets A Bit Crazy Sometimes

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Quiet One

My Social Behavior Is

Friendly, Observant, Reserved

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Cars, Dining, Exercising, Learning, Movies, Theater, Travel

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Going To A Concert, Playing Dress-up, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things

An Ideal First Date Would Be

... when the conversation reveals simpatico!

I've Always Wanted To Try

Doing two guys at once! But that'll never happen :^)

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Obscure, Goofy

My Religion Is

Christian

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

To retire rich and die broke! Seriously though, If life is not what happens but how I handle it, then my goal is to seek out and possess the means to stay positive as the world comes at me.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Movies, Sports

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Blues, Classical, Country, Jazz, Pop, Rock

When I Read, I Always Read

Business, Instructional, News, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Having fun! It's less about the "is" and more about the "be". That said, when I can steal time to dress that comes first :^)

What Do You Find Attractive?

Empathy, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfullness, Wit

What Do You Look For?

Reciprocity, each of us has to be always willing to give more than 50%. "Keeping count" is rarely attractive.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Date, Intimate