I give great headline

Fornavn

Mishelle

Jeg taler

Engelsk

Jeg beskriver mig selv som

So ummmmm, not a lot of color here, huh? What has 2 thumbs and is built for the Brothers and Hombres?*** 👉This Chick👈

Freak bottom CD that can pull it off in public and make you whip it out in private... In a real building...with furniture. DO NOT ask me to blow you in a borrowed car. Maybe in a rental. Maybe. But It would have to be something nice, like a Challenger or maybe a different Challenger.

Nice gurl with a Freak Streak. Respectful and kind. Cute and funny. And every bit as fucked up as you.


*** I'm not entirely comfortable with boiling it down to race but everybody has something, right? Some guys like redheads. Me? I think they're all mean as a fucking snake.

Underskriv

Vædderen

Min kropstype er

Et par ekstra kilo

Min højde er

170 cm

Mine øjne er

Blå

Min etnicitet er

Kaukasisk

Min civilstand er

Single

Jeg har børn

Nej

Jeg vil have børn

Nej

Kropsudsmykning

Stategisk placeret tatovering

Mit hår er

Blond

Villig til at flytte

Ja

Mit uddannelsesniveau er

Universitetsgrad

Min nuværende ansættelsesstatus er

Fuldtid

Mit speciale er

Forskning / videnskab / ingeniørarbejde

Min jobtitel er

Technician

Jeg bor

Med værelseskammerat(er)

Hjemme

Der er ingen støj

Jeg er ryger

Ja - pibe

Jeg drikker

Ja - til fester

I gymnasiet var jeg

Klassens klovn

Min sociale opførsel er

Genert, Uadvendt

Mine interesser og hobbier er

Fotografering, Læring, Musik, Madlavning, Biler, Fisk / jagt, Camping

Min idé om at have det sjovt er

Feste, Være hjemme, Diskotek / barer, Drikke, Læse en bog

En ideel første date ville være

I have my own resources but there's something romantic about a man buying dinner.

Hold the door for me.
You don't have to push my stool in. Tee Hee.
Depth in our dinner conversation.
Overtip the waitress.
Hold the door for me again.

I just wrote all that door holding, bill paying bullshit and I didn't say "please". Very rude

Are we thinking of kissing as I lean against your car?
Did we make it out alive, intact and interested?

So then take me home and fucking rail me... please.

I'll make you my man with all of my everything... to please.

Make me your girl. Make me take all of you. Every drop... please. No really, please.

And if we ever stop... please don't.
Just lay. Lay next to me if only for a while... please

Jeg har altid villet prøve

A good spitroast. Dark on the ends and I'll wear pink in the middle.

Mine venner beskriver mig som

Venlig, Ballademager, Cool, Fjollet, En flirt

Min religion er

Agnostiker

Jeg deltager i tjenester

Aldrig

Mit mål i livet er

Goals.Ha!

Min form for humor er

Banal, Snu, Tør / sarkastisk, Venlig, Fjollet, Obskur, Slapstick, Fræk, Sadistisk

I tv ser jeg altid

Nyheder, Dokumentarer, Film, Genudsendelser

Når jeg læser, læser jeg altid

Antologi, Gys, Humor, Mystik, Filosofi

Min forestilling om hvad der er sjovt er

Oh god, 2. TWO dumb questions. Well, to be fair, not a dumb question but damn near close to impossible to answer. Maybe it would be easier to say what's NOT fun... Hmmmmm, spitting on the homeless... Not fun. Punching kittens, also not fun.

Hvad finder du attraktivt?

Morsom, Magt, Spontanitet, Særheder, Skaldethed, Følsomhed, Dygtighed, Humor, Flot udseende, Omtanke, Intelligens

Hvad leder du efter?

A man of color
A mind of distinction
The self assurance of a thug
The heart of a poet
The Rhythm of a bass player
A full hand of OMG(not a req)
Kissing well is the drug to my gateway
It'd be really cute to get flowers
It'd be kinda hot to be roughed up(a bit)
And then get flowers again cause, you know, make up sex.

Hvilken type forhold leder du efter?

Ven, Dato, Intim