I give great headline

First name

Mishelle

I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

So ummmmm, not a lot of color here, huh? What has 2 thumbs and is built for the Brothers and Hombres?*** 👉This Chick👈

Freak bottom CD that can pull it off in public and make you whip it out in private... In a real building...with furniture. DO NOT ask me to blow you in a borrowed car. Maybe in a rental. Maybe. But It would have to be something nice, like a Challenger or maybe a different Challenger.

Nice gurl with a Freak Streak. Respectful and kind. Cute and funny. And every bit as fucked up as you.


*** I'm not entirely comfortable with boiling it down to race but everybody has something, right? Some guys like redheads. Me? I think they're all mean as a fucking snake.

Sign

Aries

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 7 (1.7 m)

My Eyes Are

Blue

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Single

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

Body Art

Strategically Placed Tattoo

My Hair Is

Blonde

Willing To Relocate

Yes

My Education Level Is

University Degree

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Research / Science / Engineering

My Job Title Is

Technician

I Live

With Roomate(s)

At Home

There Is No Noise

I'm A Smoker

Yes - Pipe

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Shy, Outgoing

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Learning, Music, Cooking, Cars, Fishing / Hunting, Camping

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Partying, Staying At Home, Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Reading A Book

An Ideal First Date Would Be

I have my own resources but there's something romantic about a man buying dinner.

Hold the door for me.
You don't have to push my stool in. Tee Hee.
Depth in our dinner conversation.
Overtip the waitress.
Hold the door for me again.

I just wrote all that door holding, bill paying bullshit and I didn't say "please". Very rude

Are we thinking of kissing as I lean against your car?
Did we make it out alive, intact and interested?

So then take me home and fucking rail me... please.

I'll make you my man with all of my everything... to please.

Make me your girl. Make me take all of you. Every drop... please. No really, please.

And if we ever stop... please don't.
Just lay. Lay next to me if only for a while... please

I've Always Wanted To Try

A good spitroast. Dark on the ends and I'll wear pink in the middle.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Goofy, A Flirt

My Religion Is

Agnostic

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Middle Of The Road

My Goal In Life Is

Goals.Ha!

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Documentaries, Movies, Re-runs

When I Read, I Always Read

Anthology, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy

My Idea Of Fun Is

Oh god, 2. TWO dumb questions. Well, to be fair, not a dumb question but damn near close to impossible to answer. Maybe it would be easier to say what's NOT fun... Hmmmmm, spitting on the homeless... Not fun. Punching kittens, also not fun.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Power, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

A man of color
A mind of distinction
The self assurance of a thug
The heart of a poet
The Rhythm of a bass player
A full hand of OMG(not a req)
Kissing well is the drug to my gateway
It'd be really cute to get flowers
It'd be kinda hot to be roughed up(a bit)
And then get flowers again cause, you know, make up sex.

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate